I Now Pronounce You CHUCK and LARRY

I heard about this movie long before it was officially hits the Malaysia Cinema. The review was made by The Ticket TV program which is under broadcast of Astro Channel V. I wonder what made this movie so popular and ever reach the first hits in US or UK’s cinema. Now, I am about to find out.

The story is about two very best friend Chuck and Larry who happened to be a fire fighter. Larry is a widower and have trouble naming his own two kids as his life insurance beneficiaries. To get rid of it, Larry asked Chuck a favour to be his domestic partner. Since they we very best friend and willing to do anything for each other, Chuck agreed and they signed up for legitimate marriage. Not to mention that Chuck owed his life to Larry. What do we called that? Friendship forever? Whatever!.. and so, they journey begins..

To do this legitimate wedding, to delude the bureaucrat; they have to head Ontario Canada. Here is the first thing what makes it funny. They read the signboard all weird like wedding balls, great near endings, till dicks do us apart... not to mention what happened in their wedding ceremony with that crappy fake priest who is obsessed with that circle thing (I guess).. here, its repeated. The rings are symbols of eternity. There is no beginning, there is no ending – because it is circle. It is not triangle. Triangle had the corner.. but ring is circle.. it is a proud of your love together, forever for all eternity because it is circle…
After being married, they both has through a hilarious charade of domestics bliss under one roof. One of it is when Larry have a talk to the kindergarten kids about his job and unexpectedly, these kids were asking other than what is being the topic like ‘ I don’t like girl either, does it mean I’m, gay too?’ and ‘Your are marrying to a woman, right? Is that mean you are half-lesbian?’. Haha.. those kids are funny because they don’t understand it. For adult, their expectation is different. Some are so relieved to know someone with same interest and some got scared. More over to the authorities, they really want to make sure that this is real. So Chuck and Larry have to be very gay this time or get busted! They have to confess things that is not real to keep the lies moving smooth like singing Beautiful by James Blunt, and for Chuck, he have to admit like this ‘ I’d say my sweet sensitive eyes like that better of the kittens’ and he made the move! This is also hilarious that almost put me on floor for a while with the LOL!

And at last, I don’t have to elaborate it until you guys see it on your own. For me, friendship is what beyond it and… this movie has boosted up some of my English.. isn’t it fabulo-cious??! Ok, here is some part of it.. enjoy!
This is their wedding ceremony with too many 'circle'!
Larry is talking to the kindergarden student.. listen...

They singing I'm every woman (by Whitney Houston).. check their ass!

Tyre Banks

I hope I don’t confuse anyone here with this title Tyre Banks because it seems like Tyra Banks in glimpse but it wasn’t. This is not a story about Tyra Banks (former modeling) but it is about a place where all the tyres are placed. A friend who just got her tyre punctured gives me idea to write this post.

It begins when my tyre got punctured and it was 7.15 in the afternoon. It is already dark and I don’t know where exactly I am.. like it was in the middle of no where. From afar I can see a tiny dot of light that belong to villager house. I realize am away from it and even away 7 km from my house (estimate ok!). So, I just pull all the tools I need and it!.. 40 minutes later, my red car is ready to hit the road! I’m so grateful that my day was fine and that ‘puncture’ things didn’t gives me fatal accident… therefore guys, drive safe and please make sure that you car is in good condition before bring them to broooommmmmmm!

Look at its wound!.. so bad!

There you go baby.. new pampers ok.. hehe

Minal aidil wal-faizin

First of all, I would like to greet all Malaysian Happy Ramadan Al-Mubarak especially to those Muslim who struggle hard for their one month fast. Minal aidil wal-faizin (I don’t know if I typed it correctly; hopefully I was). I have two friends from Arab and I regret I don’t know how to greet them Selamat Hari Raya in right terms. I did wish them Happy Hari Raya Aidilfitri and luckily they recognize the word ‘aidil’ and they said .. ‘Ramadan Al-Mubarak?” then I said.. “yes”. OMG that is so hilarious thing I ever experienced because I never pay attention about this till now! I only know how to eat cookies…duh! And to get rid of it, I contacted my friend (Ustaz) and here what I’ve got. Solved!

Kullum am waantum bikhair.. taqqaballahuminna waminkum minnal a’mulussalihaat… Happy eidul mubarak.

Talking about Hari Raya celebration, we usually go to my aunt house each year. Last year, me and some friends went to celebrate hari raya with one of the makcik we knew. And we have good time together. Here are the pictures.

This is in our lovely clerk house.. Pn. Amnah

This is in Makcik Hadijah's house

This is my very malay look pic with Makcik Hadijah and Husband :)



These are some of the food served to us.. Yumm! :P~~~

BLACKLISTED!??

Familiar with this word blacklisted? Been dealing with it before? I have and still on. It happened in my past. I have an old friend who happened to be a lover with someone that at last became my new friend. This old friend of mine is kind of freaky, sad ass liar, into exaggerating and once this old friend gets angry, it mess up with everybody in the room. Know what I am saying? This new friend of mine who commit loving this old friend BUT unable to handle / tackle this old friend’s egos. What an immature attitude to settle down problems by crying..hmmm..thats them. To be honest, they both have issues. That has made my life turned up and down, always caught in the middle when they were fighting. And because of my old friend had messed up with their skunk gang and they cannot afford to pay back, they find another target – me. They start to compare each inch of my action with this old friend. This is so sick. I don’t think I need to earn their damn thing just because my friend has mess up with them. What could be worse when all the people in the same house shared history of mouth-mouth fighting? Let myself got involved? No way! I doubt my survival. I need revival and so I’ve pulled my ass back before it hits my head. What a hard decision. And now, they were broken up and the gang turned they back on me.. they deleted my phone number and not even talking. What a pathetic way of revenge. Immature- what can I say? Last thing I did was to save their asses so that they will be together but what I’ve got? Blacklisted! Very ungrateful!